BloopStraight answers
Sign in with Whop, open the free desk, and connect a platform when you have an official key. Machines are optional. If a sentence here disagrees with the board, trust the label on the tile: Live or Sample.
How do I sign up, and what happens next?
Sign in with Whop. That opens the free desk. You land on labeled sample data for a fictional creator, Loop Kitchen, until you connect a platform. Machines are optional and cost $1.99 once. A custom machine request is $4.99 and is not an instant unlock. There is no second account to create, and Bloop never asks for a YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, or Twitch password. Playground is open without sign-in if you want to look first.
Do I have to pay to use the desk?
No. The desk is free. Plain is included. A machine only changes how the board looks. You can read sample data, set a weekly goal, and copy a recap before you buy anything. Checkout, when you want a skin, stays on Whop.
Can I see the board before I sign in?
Yes. The board tour and Playground use the same layout, with Loop Kitchen sample numbers. They are not your channel. The desk itself is free after Whop sign-in.
Do you take my YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, or Twitch password?
No. Live pulls use official credentials you create in each platform’s developer tools: a YouTube Data API key, a Twitch Client ID and secret, an Instagram long-lived token, or TikTok Login Kit. Those keys stay in this browser. Sample tiles stay labeled until a credential works.
Is this live data from my channels?
Only on tiles marked Live, and only after you connect that platform on Connections. Unconnected tiles stay labeled Sample and show Loop Kitchen. The vault (money), Twitch pulse totals, and the written recap stories are sample even when a follower tile is Live. Twitch pulse can mention your current viewer count if your channel is actually streaming.
Which platforms can go live today?
YouTube, Twitch, Instagram, and TikTok. Each one has its own form on Connections. A tile says Live when that credential returns a follower count. If a sync fails, the tile falls back to Sample and the status says it needs a look.
What do I get the day I sign in?
The channel desk on Plain. Four platform tiles, a growth chart, a Monday ritual filled from the board, and a snapshot you can copy. Sample numbers are labeled. Connect platforms when you have keys. You do not need a machine.
Do I have to subscribe?
No. There is no monthly plan for the desk. Machines are a one-time $1.99 and stay on the account. See the refund policy for how those charges work.
How do machines work?
Plain is included. Paid machines are Departures, Terminal, Hi-Fi, Arcade, Mission, Newsprint, Night Desk, Broadcast, Ledger, and Sonar, each $1.99 once. Ledger uses plain digits on ledger paper. Sonar uses an odometer, like Mission and unlike Arcade’s score reels. You can preview any machine. It does not stick until you buy it. You keep what you buy.
Who is this for?
Creators who already post on two or more of YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and Twitch, and are tired of opening a different analytics tab for each one. If you only use one platform, that app’s own analytics is enough.