BloopPlain Free
Included with the free desk. No payment. Buying a machine does not change the numbers, only the look.
The free desk needs no payment. This look is included.
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Included with the free desk
The desk is free. Machines start at $1.99.
Start with the free desk or Playground, not checkout. The desk does not need a payment. Machines are $1.99 once and only change the look. A custom request is $4.99 and is not an instant unlock. YouTube, Twitch, Instagram, and TikTok can go live from Connections with official keys — never a platform password.
Machines
Plain ships with the desk. The others are skins: split-flap, phosphor, nixie, score reels, odometer, newsprint, a dark edit bay, broadcast flaps, a bound ledger (plain digits), and a depth sounder (odometer). The numbers do not change.
Departures $1.99
Split-flap digits, like an airport board. A skin only. You keep it after the one-time checkout.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Terminal $1.99
Phosphor CRT, green or amber. The growth table stays open. A skin only.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Hi-Fi $1.99
Walnut cabinet and nixie tubes. Digits glow. A skin only — same board, different look.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Arcade $1.99
Score reels roll each total. A skin only.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Mission $1.99
Plotter grid. Totals step on an odometer. A skin only.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Newsprint $1.99
Black ink and column rules. Plain digits, not flaps or reels. A skin only.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Night Desk $1.99
Dark edit bay. Plain digits in a quieter room. A skin only.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Broadcast $1.99
Master-control flaps and an amber tally. A skin only.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Ledger $1.99
Bound-ledger paper and hairline rules. Plain digits, not reels. A skin only.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
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Sonar $1.99
Depth-sounder panel. Totals step on an odometer, with a cyan trace in the margin. A skin only.
Optional. The free desk works without this machine.
Sample preview · Loop Kitchen
Custom machine request $4.99
Tell us what to build. One-time $4.99. Not an instant unlock — we review your brief, then we build and deliver later. Checkout asks what we should build, plus optional references.
Request — $4.99Not required for the free desk. We review the brief, then build later. Not an instant unlock.
Fine print, human voice
Is the dashboard live channel data?
Unconnected tiles are labeled Sample and show Loop Kitchen, a fictional creator. Add official keys on Connections and that platform’s follower tile can say Live. Bloop does not collect those apps’ passwords. The vault and Twitch pulse totals stay sample. The desk is free. Machines are $1.99 once.
What if I only post on one platform?
Bloop is built for people already on two or more. One platform is what native analytics already does.
Do I need a subscription?
No. The desk is free. Machines are one-time. They stay on the account.